--HIJINKS--
A Comic Dialogue
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INT: a void. X and Y stand, bodies and dispositions akimbo.
X
Hello, would you like a Hertz Donut?
Y
Yes, I would like a Hertz Donut.
X
Hertz Donut!
Y
You must punch me.
X
Oh! Would you like some donuts?
X punches Y in the face, rips Y's hair out, devours the hair, and proceeds to disembowel Y and skin Y, wear the skin, wear the bowels, and live a fulfilling life in the guise of Y. X buries Y in a shallow grave.
Y
You are supposed to call it a Hertz Donut.
Curtain.
